Post by Deleted on Sept 2, 2015 8:14:11 GMT -5
Hello Everyone! Is everyone ready for some FOOTBALL! To those who don't Know me I'm Jeremy aka Smitty Rookie owner of the "AINTS". I been blessed to have the opportunity to get involved by doing a second take to the J-E-T-S GM Joe . Only problem I will NOT sugar coat what and how i feel about your Organization. I tell it as I see it , and the only expert besides myself Jets GM Joe can take an issue of the way your team is ranked. For the rest of the 30 teams i can care less what u think u built your team . It is what it ! And No You other 30 Gms are not the Experts here . Enough of this Bullshit , Lets get to the My Preseason 2015 Legacy NFL Power Rankings and just to be an Asshole we will go in reverse order of Joes rankings. At the end I'll provide my 2015 Playoff Predictions .! So all ready then We will Start off At the Bottom.
32. TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS - Bring back the old Orange Cream Sickle Jerseys when the Bucs were the laughing stock of the league. Brady's uncertainty plus playing in Maybe the most Improved Divison and a brutal schedule have the Bucs playing for #1 pick in 2016 . A goose egg assures them tthat pick.
Buccaneers - 0 - 12
31. DALLAS COWBOYS - New owner has to be wondering what in world was the previous GM trying to do. Cowboys new Gm has made significant changes and has acquired a great core of young players . No starting QB in Big D has the Cowboys playing for the #1 pick in 2016 . Fans go crazy wondering WTF but sure enough Cowboys spoil #1 chance. Cowboys - 1 - 11
30. BUFFALO BILLS - Fans bitching and moaning Bring back Flutie as the Bills starting QB is in limbo. My advice to Ryan Bills GM is for to Head for the Boarder and pick up as much Molson and Labatts as you can smuggle back. Hell i just move across border because next season you may be playing in Toronto. Have a drink on me and just forget about this season. Bills - 2 - 10
29. OAKLAND RAIDERS - Los Angeles are u sure u still want the Raider Nation to move back to LA? A long season is ahead in the Black Hole but this Rookie GM vowes to make the Raiders relevant again . Raiders - 2 - 10
28. SEATTLE SEAHAWKS - DON'T JUMP !!Hawks Gm my become first owner to take a leap off the Space Needle. Hopefully the Mariners win it all to help fans take mind off of rough rebuilding year. Seahawks - 2 -10
27. DENVER BRONCOS - Junior Galette injury and the million dollar question ,Is the Mile High City and NFL ready for Johnny Football? I am not sold on Mr Football. Broncos - 3 - 9
26. NEW YORK GIANTS .. OPPS I MEAN J-E-T-S - Its hard to rank an Andrew Luck driven team this low but Gang Green lacks playmakers at RB and WR . At least NY has the New York Football Giants . Sorry Joe . Jets - 3 - 9
25. GREEN BAY PACKERS - Packers have some good young players but play a schedule that does not favor the Packers. Packers - 3 - 9
24. CLEVELAND BROWNS - Few names in the Dawg Pound but not enough to compete with AFC North powers Cincinnati and Baltimore . Browns - 4 - 8
23. MIAMI DOLPHINS - Phins could be the team that others wanting to dump salaries approach with them way under the 2015 salary cap. At least u have the sun and scenery to help bring some players talents to South Beach. Dolphins - 4 - 8
22. TENNESSEE TITANS - Fans still reminiscing about M Jones lucky tackle of Dyson at goal line and also about the Music City Miracle. Titans play in arguably the Best overall Division in Legacy NFL and lack of Depht down the stretch dooms the Titans . Titans - 4 - 8
21. PITTSBURGH STEELERS - Athough its a down year in the Steel City fans can't help to be optimistic about the very bright future of there beloved Steelers . 2 maybe 3 yrs this team will be in Super Bowl conversation for may years to come . A Dynasty in the making. Steelers - 4 - 8
20. ATLANTA FALCONS - I really want to give the 2 time NFC South Champ Some love here but a lack of depth and a brutal schedule , along with the upstart Panthers and Saints , this season could be a down year . I don't expect Falcons to down longer then this year . Sorry Atlanta fans but it is what it is . Falcons - 5 - 7
19. SAN FRANSICO 49ERS - Geno getting popped in the kisser and having his jaw broken over something stupid and near should of happen has 9er fans asking for Genos Head . Its not even a given once Geno stops spitting blood and chicklets regains his Starting QB position. 49ers cant survive in NFC West. 49ers - 5 - 7
18.PHILADELPHIA EAGLES - Break out the achives boys and girls because Philly could become the 1st team in Legacy NFL History to open the Season with 3 Starting QBs , Yes 3 . Very Impressive. However an Early Arian Foster injury may knock them out early of Playoff contention. But as season gets near end Philly could be the team NO-ONE wants to play. Giants , Redskins beware . FLY EAGLES FLY TO THE ROAD TO VICTORY! E-A-G-L-E-S. EAGLES !!! Eagles - 6 - 6
17. MINNESOTA VIKINGS - Loss of Kelvan Benjamin along with RG3 uncertainty seals the Purple and Golds faith in tuff Norris Division. Vikings - 6 - 6
16. KANSAS CITY CHEIFS - Defending AFC West Champs have the San Diego Super- Chargers challenging them for the Best in the West. Chargers overtake Chiefs . Chiefs - 6 - 6
15. ARIZONA CARDINALS - Cards figure to be in the Wild Card chase but the playing in the grueling NFC West does them in . Cardinals - 7 - 5
14. NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS - 2015 AFC EAST CHAMPS playoff run depends on what Jay Cutler they get ? The Young gun slinger from Vandy early NFL years in Denver and Chicago or the interception prone qb of Late . Patriots are a 1 and done . Patriots - 7 - 5
13. JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS - Jags figure to be right in middle of the wild card hunt but the WR depth dooms The Jags. Jaguars - 7 -5
12. NEW ORLEANS SAINTS - The "AINTS" look to erase there past days of losing. An easy schedule should have the Saints in the thick of the Wild card race . Fans now chanting " WHO DAT"! Saints nearly triple total franchise wins but fall short of a wild card. Saints - 8 - 4
11. INDIANAPOLIS COLTS - Early injuries will prevent Colts from repeating as AFC South Champs but Colts get heathly right at the right time . Colts ready for another deep playoff run as a wild card . Colts -8 -4
10. SAN DIEGO CHARGERS - 2015 AFC West Champs looking to join AFC elite . Chargers 8 - 4
9. WASHINGTON REDSKINS - Skins battling for what should be 1 hell of a NFC Wild Card Race . Skins win final wild card . Redskins - 8- 4
8. CHICAGO BEARS - Lack of offensive depth dooms DA BEARS in the Norris as Lions take a good North division. Bears - 8 - 4
7. CAROLINA PANTHERS - Will lack of RB depth hurt Panthers ? Only time will tell. Saints push Panthers but the Cats pevail to become the new NFC SOUTH CHAMP. Panthers - 9 -3
6. DETRIOT LIONS - Injuries early drop Lions out of Top % but still a very good and dangerous team gearing up for a deep playoff run. Lions - 9 -3
5. BALTIMORE RAVENS - Ravens push the Bengals to final gun for the AFC North Title. Bengals a little better Ravens - 9 - 3
4. HOUSTON TEXANS - Texans gearing up for a real Special season .Texans - 10 - 2
3. CINCINATTI BENGALS - Bengals top team in the AFC and welcome anyone to come into the Jungle. Texans not far behind , Bengals - 10 - 2
2. ST. LOUIS RAMS - Guys Circle week 7 . RAMS VS GIANTS PART ! This just maybe the year for the greatest show on turf . Giants thinking repeat.
Rams - 11 - 1
1. NEW YORK FOOTBALL GIANTS - The Champs ready to make a another run at the Legacy Title , However others may have a different say, Giants loss RAMS VS GIANTS PART DUEX THE NFC TITLE GAME , Sorry Rams but the GMEN have earned the right to open season as the #1 team . Giants 10 -2
There you have it boys and girls Smitty,s Preseason Power Rankings. I welcome all commemts but remember who the EXPERTS ARE MR. JET and MR SAINT . Your opinion does matter go show it on the Field. Good Luck Everyone and just remember this is all in fun not here to offended or piss anyone off, SO IN THE !!!!WORDS OF THE GREAT HANK JR , ' ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL'!!!!